Pachamama's Punch Cold Brew Coffee
Medium Roast | Origin: Peru | Brewed in Minneapolis
Fair Trade, Organic
16oz (8 dilutable servings)
The Strongest, Smoothest Coffee in the Solar System
We craft artisan cold-brew coffee that's delicious and powerful, made by humans for humans (and humanoid robots).
It's strong. It gets you going.
It's Noerbot Jet Fuel.
(We'll let them speak for themselves.)
The Pachamama Punch comes in as advertised... the best damn cold brew in America.
Made with love in the Noerbot Labs, the concoction has all the characteristics of an excellent cold brew: low acidity, a mild yet complex flavor profile, and plenty of kick to get you through a full day (or more!) at the office.
Noerbot Jet Fuel feels like an earthquake - in just a few seconds, I'm wide awake and the wisdom flows freely throughout my day!
Noerbot Jet Fuel is the fuel for my life. It's the perfect mix of flavor and function. 🚀🚀🚀
Fair Trade - respectable wages for every person in the supply chain.
Quality Coffee - sourced from the best farms in the world and roasted to perfection.
Optimal Brew - the perfect blend of strength, flavor, color, and body.
Hard Work - we strive so hard to make the best cold brew in the world that you can taste it and feel it when you drink our coffee. We guarantee it, or your next bottle's on us.
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